Been several days since thee world bear wintess to my
incessant ramblings.
Whutt a relief people! I M B A A A C K K K K ! ! !
Lemme bring you guys back to a time not long ago;
in the age of IT, where bloggers receive more attention
than politicians and N-U-D-E bloggers receiving even
more attention than nonderscript bloggers.
To be precise, it was on Hari Raya. Third November.
Two thousand Five.
My family members congregate at our headquarters
disseminating classified information and had kuih-kuih
and ketupat during our annual meeting. Not forgetting
are thee local favourite serunding and thee continental
specialty, bluberry juice.
The members laughed at almost anything to conceal their
true identities whilst passing top-secret info in the form
of recipes, photo albums, well-wishes and lame jokes.
At the end of every annual meeting, children, tweens,
teens are fed even more information through the green
packets. To the ordinary eye, it's just a green packet.
But to thee trained eye .. every gold thread on
the green packaging has a significant meaning. And even
more disturbing, is whut lies beyond thee self-adhesive
area .. information in thee form of Yusofs. You might
think it's money .. i strongly advise you to think .. again.
And at thee end of thee day, thee members shake
each others' hands and seem to ask for forgiveness
but in actual fact, even more information have been
passed.
Hari Raya is not Hari Raya liike you know it. Ask your
nearest neighbour about such activities and they'll
have this quiver about their lips and a slight twitch
in thee eyebrows as they lie through their teeth,
Goin on and on about strengthening family bonds
and communal togetherness.
Believe what you want, afterall im just a blogger.
If you arent happy, I can always show a hairy thigh or
two if ya know whutt I mean
=)
Disclaimer:
The report above has been sowed from the author's
seeds or buds of imagination. The author is not liable for
any suspicion that might arise and readers are advised
to take this story with a pinch of salt. The author also
received 300 dollars +++ for the festival but is not too
keen to share it with anyone.
Sunday, November 06, 2005
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