Thursday, December 29, 2005

Okayy.

Millions of apologies to the millions who swear by my blog

and pledge to at least visit it at least once every 24 hours.

Terribly sorry for letting my legion of fans down with such

an uncharecteristic move of not updating.

My blog is starting to decompose and stink like last week's

supper. Fear not, this will not be The Last Supper. =)

In fact, it's Resurrection my people.

I will do my utmost to keep you kay-pohs updated with

the World and I.

Before I continue, Jolly Xmas to all who knows me and

those who dont, you're missing something incredibly

awesome. Ahh, and what do we know. My JC honey

moon stint is over,my resolution for 2005 wasnt achieved,

my hopes and ambitions were mostly, if not all dashed and

my deepest fears amplified. I'm still sadly single, still trying

to look muscular and still still failing. And I'm not JUST

talking about studies. And shockingly, I don't think I'm

the only soul.Haha.

The end of 2005 is looming. Simply a coupla days away

before Earthlings scramble to make resolutions and rue

their missed opportunities and girls in the year gone by.

So fret not folks, if you're feeling down in the dumps ...

just think of me, err, think of the year that is to come

and how you can maximise your gains by doing away

with some of your weaknesses and idiotic idiosyncrasies.

Remember time waits for no one, not for Mr Bush nor

for Osama .. not even for a handsome dude like me. So

what are the odds that time waits for you!

For the millions of Dinie fans, this has been an update.

I'll be back for more.

And, don't worry, there's no sugar.

Thank PEPSI for the last sentence. I don't need no legal wrangle =x.

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