Sedition?

Never worry friends, I ain't dead nor concussed.

Just plagued with too much work on my hands.

Plus the fact that there is only 24 hours a day and

I'm not talkin pure waking time.

Almost, a significant part of it is spent on our bedbug

infested mattress, charting the world map on our

pillow with our very own saliva.

Personal touch.

Oh oh, am reading this Adrian Mole book, The Weapons

of Mass Destruction by Sue Townsend.

To cut his long story short, Mr Mole is a lucky geek who

has a wide array of peers and spending each day tending

to customers to his bookshop or dealing with strange folks

with stranger behaviour. And of course there's always

the SEX.

Oh oh, and didja guys catch Singapore Idol?

Phew finally that farce-disguised-as-a-talent-show is

living up to last season's edition.

The sound system have vastly improved and I gotta

say the stage is one of the coolest I've seen on Teevee.

The contestants?

Jasmine is chio, gayle somewhere there and emilee

totally off.

Oh it's a singing competiton?

So that was what they were tryina do!

Hmm, hadi was great, gayle ok ok, err paul twotits --

sweeet.(I smell pretty?)

Oh and the Judges.

Dick Lee has great dress sense man.

Never shying away from wearing sharp suits and blazers

with smiley buttons.

Well, he's gotta deviate attention away from his face right?

His comments: Spot on, that's what I feel and fink.

The Ah Lian Florence. Hair's gettng better maybe she's got

new hairdressers or better weather.

However, those thick deep lines on her neck. Sick?

I rather get a Ribery Scar =).

Well, no scar, never eee.

And the Flo got some wit too. Kudos!

Ja ja ja. Abishegenaden (pants)

Good thing she wore that low cut number.

The only thing deep was her cleavage.

Her comments were careless bordering on the

superficial.

Ken is just weird lah.

Sometimes I wonder whether we're tuning in to the

same show cuz his critiques this season were sometimes

way way off.

Oh Norman got sent home.

Poor chap. Sucha filial son.

Nice guys do finish last.

And Ja Ken Flo Dick (Ya can flow dick?)

refrain from calling your attorneys please.

Im just a bored pubescent having a go at

you celebs getting wanton airtime and wanton

wages.

So, turrah =)