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Three days before your exams, never ever play soccer.
Do not even entertain thoughts of playing, fiddling, jugg-
ling or shooting the ball. It might result in utmost dire
ramifications.

Trust me.
I found out the hard way.

Ego bruised. Ankle ballooned.

And if you wanna de-stress, maintain a healthy distance
from engaging in the full-blooded sport of football, really.
Watch soccer. Or play DOTA. Destroy your sister's
Barbie dolls. Or you brother's prized Star Wars collectibles.
Hell, visit Orchard. You never know which advertising
firm cum modelling agency might wanna hire you.
Whatever the case, soccer is a no-no.

Okay kids, off to apply some deep heat.