D Saster

MY 5 Tips How Not To Be a Bum;

1)When searching for jobs/employment, avoid
Zara, Topman, Massimo Dutti and other retail
outlets.
Their "fill up the form please, sir" is a highly
deceiving, yet polite way (political) of showing
you the door. =X

2)Do NOT have in youre room your computer,
a sofa-bed and One Piece anime free streaming.
You're bound to be glued to your bed for the rest
of the day; getting up ONLY to pee, shit, drink,
eat and press the play button for the next ep.

3)Have reliable friends to SWEET TALK you
for jobs where they're currently workin and
ensure that the store does not have an
invisible race-bias.

4)Ensure that YOU do not have great passion
for soccer and like-minded friends who text
you every weekend for a kickabout.
They're not your friends.
They're there to make sure you'll stay a bummer.

5)Never EVER own a weblog.

Tag replies: (whoo hoo keep it comin' dudes/ettes!)
secret agent: Mat foh-everrrr brudderrrrrr!
one person: Bakero!
hariz:writer? comic? Dont cha dare think im Kumar.
ali: SMU is grey man. Damn factory, uh.
zali:Props to you too, Jose's protege
faiz:sebok ah lu! XD
julz:Gee, thanks.
munny:mat= dinie, tank kiew