Wired

After an exhausting week of trial and error.
After futile attempts by two so-called heroes.
After persistent naggings and connecting (no pun intended here) parents-to-internet-connectivity-issues-which-have-no-apparent-link-whatsoever-and-is-unfair;
I have prevailed.
Router 0 - Dinie 1

Yes you of the Linksys WRT 54g2 series.
I have conquered you!
Bow to me, for I am yer master;
and you are my goddamn muthafunkin slave !

My 3rd achievement of the only 13-day old 2009.
1) Getting an exclusive and red-eye inducing 2 day work week (Tues, Wed)
2) Keeping my hair long and keeping it that way for the Operationally Ready Date.
3) Wiring up both my PC and my laptop.

On the downside, I only got a paltry 800buckeroos for the month of Jan.
Investigations are still on-going and specialist agents such as Mr. Frenchmouth and Mr.Fist have been roped in to aid in the quest for justice.
On the downerside, I am still a human chimney. Damn you Winner, damn you Sampoerna, damn you NEXT Chill.
Wait, I didn't mean all that. I love you guys. I love youuuu guyssssss!
I love you SDPC guysssssss!
note: SDPC = Singapore Duty-paid Cigarettes (read: Not for the faint of heart/hearts)
And on the downside of the downerside, ridiculous laws have been put in place so that smokers would have to share a brolly in the rain just so they could have their complimentary puff during legitimate breaks. They have to bring with them a 5-metre rule everywhere and a hand-book of the rare places in Singapore where smoking is human.

13 days into Jan and finally guaslackjack has been revived.
Baris, berikan tiga sorakkan kepada guaslackjack, dengan buka topi
HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!
(an actual command no kidding or shitting)