Randoms

This is so random youre gonna shed crocodile tears.

I assure you this would be no more cheesier than a 70s porn

flick. Speaking of which, lemme give credit where it's due.

Mr Hugh Hefner, sir, youre one lucky old man.

To date, I gotta recognise him as the pervert who rolls in the

dough. Thank him for the Playboy mag and the bunnies whose

staple diet doesnt consist of carrots. Hate him or love him, Mr

Hefner dared to live his dreams (wet or not) and began to build

his empire to what it IS today.

He can count on the undying support of perverts worldwide and

his loyal backroom team. Now you tell me which lad's gonna take

leave when he's working for PlayBoy. Yes. And how many lads in

America repugn against PlayBoy? Not many.

And what dya have? An old gent with a lot of Ben Franks and a lot

of silicone by his side.

Give it up for Hugh, other perverts are possibly sumwhere behind

bars, locked up in penitentiaries, treated in mental institutions and

him, paid tribute by a guy who had never viewed PlayBoy.

That's what I call entrepreneurial.

DISLAIMER: I'm bored kay, carbonyl compounds not gonna keep

me up the whole night. And rest assured, i aint no perv. =D