Aye Carambas

Lazy IS the new busy.

Every single soul that I know is complaining of being

busy and stressed and scared shit but in truth, there

they are, in the comfort of their smelly couch, munchin

on some Ruffles entertained by the idiot box or merely

slacking off.

Oh, and sorry for the un-updated diary.

Been busy, hehe.

Things kinda got bored so I've decided and it's with a

heavy heart, I updated.

Now World Cup matches are screened only twice;

one at 10pm the other at 3 in the morning.

Doesnt it suck to have lesser televised matches that it

sucks. Golly.

And speaking, or rather typing about World Cup;

apparently there are many converts to this

Beautiful Game.

Most importantly HOT converts.

Who make their cutesy little way down to soccer

apparel paradise (read: Queensway) to buy those

women-sized jerseys of countries with the hottest

players; in the tightest of clothing.

I'm not complaining, no.

Now I've got something to talk about; trying in

vain to tell these women that Le Beautiful Game

refers to the way the game is played and not how

some Spanish guy has great bod and how this

Togolese player has a great tan.

Well, at least theyre wearing nice jerseys right.

Last time i checked Fernando Torres is the hottest.

The fact that he looks like me when I wake up is

such a conundrum.

Germany's such a bore man.

Who you think you're kidding Mr Klinsmann?

Rather unfortunate that Klinsmann has only got

one ballack; and Dwight "Jordan" Yorke got hit

in the Michael Ballacks. Ow.

Now, back to being busy. Uhm.